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Selective Autism

Selective Autism is the act of choosing to ignore sarcasm and nuance for the sole purpose of feigning outrage.
Social Justice Warrior: I have a friend who babysits for a couple with an autistic kid, and I find your use of the term "Selective Autism" to be very insensitive.
by FrogLegStew May 1, 2019
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Selective Usage

An object that only works when it wants to work
My Juul has selective usage man, it's old and I totally need to buy a new one.
by RainStick June 8, 2019
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chicken select

a person you are deeply in love with. if someone calls you their chicken select keep them forever.
by iminlovewithpostmalone April 27, 2020
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Selective Sexing

It’s like being a hoe but classier.
Lisa isn’t a slut she’s just selective sexing!
by Beankins August 20, 2020
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selectively gay

Gus is selectively gay, he only takes it up the ass when he wants to
by illmakeuhowellbitch February 5, 2018
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Selective hearing

Hearing what you want too
I am selective hearing
by Webster englishary October 14, 2021
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selective spamming

When you share some piece of general information from the web, with only a selected set of people.

It could be an article that appeared on The Telegraph and one would think that everyone would have read it - but you still copy the link and send it to a couple of interested friends.

Other people might consider it spam, but your friends perhaps like it!
Martin: Did you read this about Europe .. link

Martina: Nice read! This selective spamming of inboxes is quite useful
by spss_wazupp April 12, 2012
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