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salsa soup

y'now when you have lots of salsa and very little tortilla chips. Well you mix them up. get a spoon. BAM! you have salsa soup
Hey, want some Salsa Soup?
by Travis SilveR January 6, 2017
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salsa besos

When your significant other eats 3 or more servings of chips and salsa during the appetizer. What follows the rest of the night and into the early hours of the morning are known as salsa beso
Let me get another one of those salsa besos
by Papajoshio February 28, 2021
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Salsa Dog

1. Refers to a man’s penis after a man finishes having unprotected sex with a woman on the tail-end of her period. After the penis is withdrawn from the vagina a sticky blood clot may get left behind adhering to the penis, leaving the man with a salsa dog.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.
1. Shit, you have to leave so I can get this salsa dog cleaned up before my girlfriend comes over.
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!
by mis-read July 14, 2011
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Sink Salsa

dank pureed tomatoes, onions, and peppers left in the garbage disposal from last nights dinner.
guy number1:

"hey man! want some chips to go with this sink salsa???"

guy number2: "heeeeeck naa"
by WeirdlyLizzie June 30, 2011
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Salsa Fingers

When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her period blood on your fingers.
Scarlet: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: No can do, I don't want no salsa fingers!
by em0fish March 26, 2023
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Lil Salsa

A boy who fiends for the loving touch of the one they call Jessica. Many call him dad, but all he wants is to be called daddy. His alter egos consist of Swamp-Donk King and a gambling addicted smeagol-like creature on Sundays. Recently has been herbivorous but, do not enrage him he can very easily become carnivorous when cornered. His main fighting style is the art of the "Sucker Punch", which he has proved to be super effective. :)
Bro did you see Lil Salsa last night?
-Yea dude he sucker punched the shit out of Sam.
ROTFL, classic Salsa!
-YEEEEEETT
by BLYETH February 4, 2020
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