Robert

Roberts tend to be very gay. Roberts will make you laugh so hard you will pee. Since Roberts are mostly gay they rely on his older girl cousins,sisters,and friends.

Robert told me a joke and i almost peed myself

by I8HYSM April 10, 2016

Robert

A Robert is an extremely nice and sweet person. He makes an awesome best friend and wingman. He also has a lot of dorky nick names that his friends unfortunately give him. Robert is easy to talk to, easy get along with and easy to love. He is extremely lazy, funny and always comes up with hilarious catch phrases that make you laugh. When you really get to know a Robert, you'll learn that he will put the ones he cares about before himself. He is a great listener, has good advice, and always knows what to say at the right time. Even though he gives great advice, he can rarely ever take his own. Robert's tend to have a lot of friends from all kinds of social groups, and also hangs out with a lot of attractive girls. Although Robert is sweet and has plenty of friends that are girls, he usually has trouble finding the right girl for him. When having Robert as a best friend, consider yourself very lucky because he is awesome and will always be there for you no matter what.

You sir look like the inside of a nose.

Robert: Wow that's das racist!!
Fabian: What does that mean?
Robert: It means more racist.

by Awesome 2530 August 5, 2012

Robert

If:

ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!

(see previous definition....)

Then assume:

0.008*0.005 = 0.00004% women
3.143*0.005 = 0.015715% men

so

There are 100 women in the US called Robert Robert.
There are 39287 men in the US called Robert Robert.

Match.com say 2% of people get married after meeting on Match.com. So there are 2 women called Robert Robert who could potentially meet and marry 785 guys called Robert Robert, if they all were all internet dating. Which admit it. We all are.

AWESOME.

Fed-Ex Guy... "is Mrs Robert there please?"

Bob-bob Jnr... "Mom... It's for you!"

Bertybob... "Yes, I am Robert Robert?"

Fed-Ex Guy..."How did you know my name? I am Robert Robert, Robert Robert"

Bob-bob Jnr..."shiiiiitt....I'll be darned. Hey Dad....Rob, come see this...It's another Bob-bob!"

by MitchElos February 6, 2010

Robert

Someone who’s never cuddled w the homies

Wow that guy hasn’t come to our homie cuddling session such a Robert

by Not Katie February 16, 2020

Robert

Robert are weird and funny and some time needs to chill Robert usually hang out with Genevha and possibly Genevha tell Robbie that they like them but sometimes Robert don't say yes they rejecte them in a " nice" way Robbie mostly never really care about genevha Robert will or could be friends with a genevha,a jayla,an Owen or more they r usually in to fortnite and other games leaves you texting your self but will respond ones in a while and is a genevha best friend for life😍😍😍

Person 1- oh that's a Robert he reagected lots oh girls person 2- oh he is a player

by MISSGOBBSNOB July 31, 2018

Robert

The bisexual one, and most roberts end up becoming kidnappers or serial killers, but most likely kidnappers

Person 1: Yo, did u hear on the news?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Robert Marion just kidnapped 20 kids.

by EvoTheBum October 27, 2022

Robert

A pretty cool dog who likes to re eat his throw up

Peron: dude your dog is SUCH a robert

by BALLSBYOTCH November 2, 2022