Ripe

Adj. I) (In context of fruits, vegetables, and other things similar) ready to eat, mature
Adj. II) (In context of people) Freshly on or above the legal consent age (usually 18)
Adj. III) (In context of a general aging, said negatively) old, overripe, and usually smelling of rotting things (ie. Overripe/rotting meat, produce or other food items; rotting corpse of dead animal)

(I) This banana is ripe, eat it before it goes bad
(II) It may sound creepy but I check out the ripe women around the high school*
(III) Damn this shit ripe bruh, been sitting here for a while now
*I do not condone any sexual misconduct, please DO NOT do this, or if you are, don't blame me

by ThatOneHumann April 10, 2022

Ripe

Stupid, dumb, idiotic.

Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"

Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."

Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."

Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021

Ripe

Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.

Go take a shower with your ripe ass.

by VaItieI January 18, 2021

Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

un ripe

not a virgin

mate that chick is so dirty. un ripe 🤢

by holaitsurmum July 24, 2021

ripe banana

A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.

He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.

by Krawar September 4, 2021

Ripe

so lovely

i’m so lovely love the whole crew shawty brave i’m so ripe

by facts only. June 15, 2021