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crap platter

an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.
1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017
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tits on a platter

Also know as tits on a board or TOP. It is a situation where a woman wears a corset or bodice that results in her boobs being practically up to her neck. This is most commonly seen in the Ren Fair, Medival Reenactment, and Anime/Comic conventions. It can also be seen on Halloween and amongst the Goth subculture.
The women that usually have this happen are very busty.
Woman 1: I suffer for TOP
Woman 2: What is that?

Woman 1: Tits on a platter. I wear a corset and it looks like I have a plate sitting under my boobs.
by SquirrelQueen May 26, 2016
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Dutch platter

When you put a cock ring around your dick and someone else pulls it off with their lips
Dennis served Barry a Dutch platter last night
by Drugalot March 10, 2023
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Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.
It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.
by HxC RiFF November 12, 2023
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Plattering

To get someone fucked up, eat off of their body sexually, and then fuck the shit out of them.
The party was crazy, mainly because of me plattering Jessica.
by I’d dying December 14, 2023
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Platters

When life serves up a selection of things that you can take or leave but offers something for everyone...
Eg. There was so much going on. Yeah the event was total platters
by Bodybeamdreams November 9, 2021
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Greek platter

When one performs fellatiofrom the back
She didn’t just give him the royal treatment; she gave him the Greek Platter.
by Dommeandlaytrix September 6, 2021
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