Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.

stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

tiktok philosopher

by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024

Philosopher’s Stone

When you take a shit that contains all four elements: fire, earth, water, and air

Bro I just made a fat philosopher’s stone in my toilet

by anonymous March 1, 2024

philosophical powers

slang term used to describe those who are hard thinkers and think for the benefit of people and themselves (ie : help them) which is the complete opposite of "sophisticated powers"

"he used his philosophical powers to free his colleagues from their admin"

by vagabond loves dictionary March 28, 2024