Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.

Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."

by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023

gyat paranoia

When you have a big booty and you think every inaudible whisper is someone talking about it

"I could've sworn they were talking about my ass. Maybe I just have gyat paranoia."

by lavajellybeans October 31, 2023

Paranoia

A song that’s in every blade ball short ever.

I just listened to paranoia on Spotify.

by Plague doc December 4, 2023

editor’s paranoia

When you reread what your wrote to make sure you haven’t accidentally slipped in something ridiculous/silly/stupid and have yet to fix it.

Sammy: Yo why do you keep rereading that email to Mr. Fass?
Paula: To make sure it’s all good.
Sammy: Ohhh, you got that editor’s paranoia! 💀

by GaspItsJasp April 30, 2023

mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023

Nicki Paranoia Syndrome

Always thinking that Nicki Minaj is dissin or subbing you, usually after she declines to be a feature on your song, or you fail to take her spot.

Person 1: Omg Nicki Minaj is shading me.
Person 2: She is not, you have Nicki Paranoia Syndrome.

by Anonymous112581 October 15, 2022

Alt-Paranoia

Short for Alt-account paranoia. When you make a alt-account out of fear of something bad happening.

Person 1: Dude why the hell did you make a different account for that
Person 2: I got Alt-Paranoia.

by Wario Defines January 19, 2021