Oklahoma McSally

The practice of procuring a filet-o-fish (fish sandwich) from McDonalds and proceeding to give oneself a reach-around within the state of Oklahoma. Reach-around enthusiasts world wide still engage in heated reach around orgies and debate in what came first the Oklahoma McSally or the Texas Two Step.

Chad was pumped for his fishy Friday night. With a quick pass through the drive-thru, Chad had his hand on his hot date and was set for the Oklahoma McSally of a lifetime.

by IzicHaze February 11, 2010

oklahoma pocket

An oklahoma pocket is a fat roll so deep that it requires it's own deodorant application and can store loose change or other valuables.

I was in the shower and I found a fresh-smelling yet sweaty $20 bill in my fat roll; these oklahoma pockets are always full of forgotten treasures.

by SubDefinee March 7, 2016

oklahoma circle

Where you invite your relatives over and fuck each other in once giant circle.

Yo last family reunion that Oklahoma circle was wild

by KayboySamy July 6, 2019

Oklahoma sauna

Having a beer in the shower.

After my shit day at work I had an Oklahoma Sauna

by Thecfhobbit December 12, 2019

Oklahoma Blowout

"The act of ripping a huge guff in your partners face whilst having your salad tossed"

'Darlene was tossing Jarod's salad, he then shouted '*Oklahoma Blowout* and guffed in Darlene's face.

by Kissmyplums October 5, 2019

Oklahoma Coma

When a man inserts his erect penis into another person's mouth (forceable oral sodomy )while they are passed out. If you are in Oklahoma and the recipient of this is passed out drunk, this is legal. Thus the name.

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!

by TDGSR April 29, 2020

davis, oklahoma

A hick ass town that hates black people and sucks at being human fucking beings.

"Hey man have you been to Davis, Oklahoma?"
"No, why? Should I go?"
"Hell no it sucks asscheeks"

by jcool November 24, 2017