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alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 1, 2017
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serpent mound

Vagina - usually a wife or long term girlfriend
Sorry, I didn't see your text message. I was balls deep in serpent mound.
by FredHandle November 8, 2023
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Mound

The nest built by a male Australian Brush Turkey, used for mating and egg incubation, characterized by leaves heaped into a large pile.
Mr. Brush Turkey built an enormous mound in our backyard.
by QueenieAUbaek April 3, 2023
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Bears no Mounds

A contemporary idiom describing the speaker's limitless attitude towards a certain topic
My level of hatred for you bears no mounds!
by RivalingRhinos888 January 7, 2023
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Charge the mound

She sucked my dick so hard, I had to charge the mound.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 17, 2023
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Almond Mound

A term for a woman's lady-part from an anterior view.
"Man, look at that girl's almond mound."
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.
"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"
by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020
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