Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 1, 2017
Get the alternative mounds of joy mug.by FredHandle November 8, 2023
Get the serpent mound mug.The nest built by a male Australian Brush Turkey, used for mating and egg incubation, characterized by leaves heaped into a large pile.
by QueenieAUbaek April 3, 2023
Get the Mound mug.by RivalingRhinos888 January 7, 2023
Get the Bears no Mounds mug.by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 17, 2023
Get the Charge the mound mug.by anonymous December 14, 2020
Get the Almond Mound mug.by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020
Get the Termite Mound mug.