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Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult
by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020
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Laser Lettuce

"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"
by 420BlazeIt360NoScope April 24, 2020
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sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.
Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.
by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020
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strong lettuce

I got high off that strong lettuce earlier
by Sophia Taviller March 13, 2020
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Lettuce Ferrari

by Jenessay July 17, 2020
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Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.
"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"
by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017
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Lettuce Republic

A country that is controlled solely by money, esp. one whose economy is based on servicing international capital, and whose government is repetitively involved in bailing out banks
After the Glass-Steagall Act was repealed and banks were allowed to become too big to fail, America's transition to Lettuce Republic was complete
by Agit8r August 2, 2011
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