The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
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Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.
My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
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A lyric from the improved Jay-z song "Change Clothes" sung by pharrell describing the peeps with the krustiest skin EVER - ms. Paper and Kyrie
Ha Haaaa, Krusty Krusty
Q: Which would you do, (The nastiest thing you can think of) or give kyrie's krusty ass a leg massage with lotion.
A: Oh, definitely (The nastiest thing you can think of), fuck the leg massage.
Q: Which would you do, (The nastiest thing you can think of) or give kyrie's krusty ass a leg massage with lotion.
A: Oh, definitely (The nastiest thing you can think of), fuck the leg massage.
by Sincerely, the BCC class of 2008 February 2, 2005
Get the krusty krusty mug.Start off with anal using her spit as lubricant, during the receiver must defecate on the hard penis of the giver. After the giver finishes inside then anus of the receiver he must continue to thrust therefore mixing the fresh semen and feces into a thick paste. After a thorough mixing he removes his penis from the thoroughly used anus and the receiver goes to get a hairdryer to heat the paste mixture on the penis of the giver until it dries into a flaky crust. Once the crust is finished drying the receiver now must clean the crusty penis using nothing but her mouth and continue with fellatio until she receives a fresh load of semen which she uses as a makeshift mouthwash to remove any crust particles from her teeth.
Hey man on your wedding night I think your bride would absolutely love if you gave her a krusty kam as a honeymoon present.
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