Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.

We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.

by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021

Jizzle

A jizzle is inmate slang for someone being extorted in prison. Typically the JIZZLE will be paying weekly commissary (soups, honey buns, chips) to their war daddy, because they are too scared to defend themselves.

Man that boy was a jizzle in prison, he soft as hell!

by KingWarDaddy November 15, 2023

Jizzle snatch

When the entire snatch is covered with jizz

This bitch has a jizzle snatch I best not fuck with her she's a hoe

by Batman jr December 28, 2018

Jizzling

The act of jizzing on someone's back and taking a photo of it

Vaibhav, jizzling since Grade 6

by Core group January 18, 2019

Jizzle

A drizzle of jiz.

Sir can you add a jizzle to my sandwich please?

by ppbutt420 January 26, 2019

Jizzled Splizard

The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.

Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.

Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!

by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022

jizzled

A word for cumming jurassic in a female

I jizzled in that bitch

by sillywoman1246 February 4, 2022