HP

a lean, jojo, and hollow knight obsessed deerboy. makes short jokes anytime they're around anyone shorter than six foot.

person 1: lmaaoo ur so short!!! doorstopper ass
person 2: stop making short jokes ur being a real HP right now.

by ballscollectivecells April 18, 2023

HP HBP

Shortening of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Person 1: I just wrote a HP HBP based story!

Person 2: Cool! I love Hp and HBP is my fav movie!

Person 3: We should make a HP and HBP fan club!

by Hp_Lover123_Wattpad_Reader April 20, 2023

HP

To take a shit.

Comes from "Hans Peter", which is a more correct word for taking a shit

Boys we are going to make a HP.

by Hp Manden April 25, 2023

HP Mo

Someone who is always in Hamburg and macht mehr copies than a hp Drucker.
Sometimes he is a Heuchler.
Has an shit body and can not sing.

Oh shit a HP Mo

by Rock Lee 69 November 21, 2021

Hp

Happily pimpin

"Hey, are you single?"

"No I'm Hp right now"
"Oh dang, well call me when your done with that"

by It's.totally_not.lynese October 16, 2021

Hp

The short from Spanish sentence hija de puta (son of a slut)

What a hp! I hate you

by CoolLalivbsmart 😎🤟 August 19, 2021

HP

a Homophobe

"Stupid fucking HP"

by wIGZZ June 29, 2021