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the fastest way to kill someone
The teacher was passing out homework. When she got to Billy, he exploded.
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homework is a bitch
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"Ms. Wiebusch always assigns us homework...it's gonna be a loooonnnggg year."
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the way teachers find out how smart your parents are
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poison that kills students: homework
if you snooze you loose: don't get homework done
if you don't snooze you still loose: built up sleep deprivation

homework: automatic anger increase system
I'm going to die from my pile of homework
by dead-with-home-work May 2, 2017
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A system clearly created by the most brained-damaged person to ever exist, but I guess most teachers have brain damage, as in my school they have this one way system that makes all the quickest stairways inaccessible, and another that ends up giving you only 5 minutes to eat at lunch. So I guess teachers love wasting your time, and there's no break in the pattern with Homework, as even though you just spent 6 whole hours at a building you don't even want to go to that is dedicated to work, somehow, theres work left for you to do at home. So wait, there's a building dedicated to work, so why the fuck is work being done at home? Do it in the building made for working, not in your own free time! We could have been having fun. Homework is also the bane of all kids with strict parents, as they will have to finish that extra long homework meant to be done over two weeks, all in one hour.

Fun fact: The average person spends 1 year of their life doing homework in total. 1 whole year you'll never get back.
Example of the impact of homework:

Jimmy, do your homework now or I'll unplug your gaming machine thing.
It's an Xbox mom, And I can't right now because I'm playing an online game!
Pause it!
I can't pause it mom, It's an ONLINE. GAME.
Don't get bitchy with me! You'll pause that game and you'll finish your homework right now!
It's my work so leave me to do it!
FUck u son.
by SolgaleoGaming (Youtube) February 13, 2017
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An assignment that teachers give their students as a form of nightly torture. It gets worse as you get older, and can range between 20mins and 5 hours a day. The teachers who give it don't give a crap about you and your personal life, even though some of them claim they do.
The government should abolish homework.
by hioagnvuhsbora September 3, 2016
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