garlic hammock

(n). The female equivalent to the onion bridge. Otherwise know as biffins bridge or perenium.

After 6 days of walking and camping, Vic's garlic hammock was in desperate need of more than a wet wipe wash.

by Bein6rough July 9, 2023

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Banana Hammock

A type of underwear worn by high school football players trying to get a competitive edge on their competition by wearing less fabric, therefore creating less friction.

Bro, sweet game last night!

Ya dude, it was all thanks to our banana hammocks!

by Douglass Banana Team December 12, 2009

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Camel Hammock

The unfortunate situation in which one is exhibiting a camel toe whilst their pants are riding up their back side.

Wow, her camel hammock is out in full force today!

by mangobandit June 3, 2011

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hammock snake

The erect human penis, usually in a sea-going, shortage of females. situation.

Bill's got his cabin door locked, must be chasing the hammock snake again."

by mayor of newark September 8, 2008

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a sexual position involving two men and one woman. The men, standing up, position themselves at opposite ends of the woman. The woman lays either on her back or stomach meanwhile the men shove their erect penises, one in the mouth one in the anus or vagina. The men's erections prop the woman in mid-air. Thus making, a banana hammock.

Other versions can involve three women and two strap-ons or three men or three she-males.

Tool A: Bro, wanna run a train on your mom tonight?

Tool B: Nah dude, let's just put her in a banana hammock, she looks rather tired.

by poorfellow June 7, 2009

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