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Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.
Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
by drkrupp December 17, 2020
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The essay is due by 12:00am

That one feeling at 11:59pm when you forgot to do your homework and you now you're toast.
Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!

"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED
by 8MyLife October 22, 2022
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Essay

A brutal force of torture used by teachers to harass you.
Teacher: Today in class we are writing an essay!
All students the next day have not come back to school
by IHateSchoolandSoDoYou March 31, 2022
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Essay Vato

A real Mexican gang slanger from the game Five M, he throws up gang signs and sprays. He is a baller and slanger.
by Chanhchang69 March 29, 2022
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Essay

An Essay is a multiple paragraph sentence did in english or other classes, Teachers will give you a few weeks to get them done, when you finished with the Essay you check it, and make sure it’s making sense then you submit it to be Graded
Unlike if your just sitting on your phone on Urban Dictionary, looking up the word “Essay” and not typing your Essay about “George Washington” that’s due 3 weeks later so you better go get that Essay done before it’s too late
if you don’t finish your Essay by 4/12/2022 you will fail your classes and you will make sure to do that Essay next time.
Person 1: *types essay about summer school* i can’t do it anymore it’s too long
Parents: Better get your Essay done.. or i will take your phone!
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here March 6, 2022
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essay

a word you can use for your homie
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Yee Yee Essay

A text that is at least 300 words that criticizes the behavior of someone else
I just got this long ass text from my ex telling me everything I did wrong, it's one hell of a Yee Yee Essay.
by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024
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