Bryan

A clingy ass bitch who won’t leave you alone. Will obsess over you and stress you out to no end

Oh that’s Bryan, don’t let him fall for you.

by NotMyNameButIPostedItSo...Oops November 4, 2019

Bryan

Bryan married for 23 years going on 24. Computer master.. Inverted in many different. Business. Love Ford's and fishing. Love his fire babies. Loves other women. But still married and loves internet affairs and one night stand. Still married 23 years. Hands-on. Out going. Intelligent man. Very smart but I know his every move with his friends. Let's go for 24.

Love my Bryan .

by Mz808svt January 6, 2019

Bryan

A complete assholish guy who is extremely ugly and typically looks like a smurf. He has a very high pitched voice which is extremely annoying. The typical habits of Bryan are watching porn and jacking off with his 1 cm long dick. Bryan is an asshole.

Bob: Is that Bryan?
Bryan turns
Bob : "Vomits"

by BABU123 May 8, 2018

Bryan

Bryan is a bitch and he is the worst most ignorant person you'll ever meet all he will do is fuck you over dont trust bryan he is pure trash

Person 1 : Hey did u talk to bryan ?
Person 2: Yeah why ?
Person 1 : Don't talk to him he's trash

by savage818 March 6, 2017

Bryan

Ugly,Non-Athletic,Awkward,Smelly,A Mistake,Brazilian,Broke,Gay, Gets Bad Grades,Is A Dissapointment,Words Can't Describe How Monotonisly Awful He Is.

You are just like Bryan. Definition is in the box above

by NOWitALL2016 May 16, 2016

Bryan

Bryan is a name originating in England and Ireland, brought onto them by the Bretan followers of the Normans. It is usually used, however, to refer to someone who is both fat and gay. Keep in mind, that someone must be both fat, and gay to have the honor of being reffered to as Bryan.

Alejandro: Hey look at that fat and gay kid.
Cesar: You mean my good old pal Bryan?
Alejandro: Yeah I assumed his name would be Bryan

by OgCupcake October 30, 2016

Bryan

A type of wallaby that rolls around in your attic shitting everywhere. They are a huge pest, especially so when found in a barracks setting, such as a military base or police academy.

"My attic was a mess this morning! There was shit everywhere!"

"Sounds like you had a Bryan rolling around up there"

by White Rag March 28, 2018