Hot Brunch

When one gives themself a mimosa enema, and then blasts it all over a sexual partner.

Hey baby, it’s 11am, I’m horny, we like shit play. How about a hot brunch?

by ScoobyDoe March 15, 2020

Hot Brunch

When one gives themself a mimosa enema, and then blasts it all over a sexual partner.

Hey baby, it’s 11:30am, I’m horny, we like shit play. How about a hot brunch?

by ScoobyDoe March 15, 2020

Brunched

When dating a chick and she goes out for brunch with a different dude when your gone.

Bro luke just got brunched

by Osmall June 10, 2020

Brunched

The act of your girl going out for brunch with another guy when your out of town

Bro like just got brunched!

by Osmall June 10, 2020

Brunch

A moral justification on why it’s ok to be absolutely plastered despite it not even being 11 A.M.

Linda: Why is Kimberly drunk already? She’s practically unresponsive! It’s only 10:30!!

Michelle: She had brunch today.

Linda: Oh, never mind. I’ve been there too.

by Peanut Brittle 6969420 October 27, 2020

Brunch rage

When a liberal steps outside of their echo chamber long enough to encounter a different opinion on a subject. It is usually characterized by severe cognitive dissonance, violent rage, and frequent incontinence.

"Waiter, can we get an extra mimosa over here? Karen's having a fit of Brunch rage."
"Yeah, man, Todd's outside, screaming "fascist" over and over. I can't even find his clothes.

by massiveness12 February 6, 2023

Messy Brunch

The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.

Dammmmn, that guy got a messy brunch yesterday, it got him all wet and drippy.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023