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SHIT BLOKE

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo
person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*
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bloke choke

Just a short bloke choke before work.
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bloke

I wanna marry thatbloke, I have to send cards just.
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Bloke Nunchuck

When two males genitalia interlock via cock rings and it begins to swing around in a nunchuck fashion
The other night me and joe had a fun time in a bloke nunchuck
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shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke
"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"
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Bloke

Do you know the bloke
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cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street
cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?
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