Ancient Fag

Someone that's been involved with a group or moment from the dawn of time (internet)

Robs dad is such an Ancient Fag, he has been talking about this since before 4Chan existed!

by Astro_Will September 15, 2022

Ancient Wind

A fart that had refused to release moments previous. When released, it smells rancid and horrible enough for people to vomit.

Kamden: Ewww, dude! Did you just fart?
Chad: Yeah man! It was some of that good ol' ancient wind too!

by Karambyte January 19, 2022

ancient pp

a rusty looking ancient pp with some ancient letter written all over it legend say the one who hold this pp will get his pp written with some ancient letter on the next day

max discover the ancient pp and he touch it
the next day max look at his pp and he saw a bunch of text written all over his pp.

by nin the god December 19, 2021

Ancient little dick

A nickname for a bro or homie.

George: Ayup ancient little dick?
Micheal: hey I’m not ancient!
George: why didn’t you deny the little dick part?
Micheal: Uhhmmmmm…..

by SomeKidig_ April 13, 2022

ancient oak

Otherwise known as ancient hard wood. This is slang for an old mans cock covered in throbbing veins.

“Hey Brody I heard your mom was stroaking ancient oak all day yesterday.”

“Fuck you man. My mom only stroaks vaginas cause she’s a lesbian!”

by BIG DADDY ESH December 27, 2020

Ancient Seed

While getting head from your favorite, huntress, theater chick or firesnatch whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week’s worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce an auto-attack effect as she stumbles around the room like a belligerent fool.

Theater chick ran into a wall and broke her nose after Bobby gave her his ancient seed.

by UprisingOG-EvaDiva September 11, 2024

Ancient Texts

A pop culture event from 5-10+ years ago that someone has never heard of. Typically used on social media to express shock that one has never heard of something or someone.

You didn’t know Gerard Way from MCR wrote comic books? Oh my god, we’re losing the ancient texts.

by CDSadie July 12, 2025