penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

by pulec June 25, 2017

Accident

When you wet your bed or craps your pants

I have to wash my sheets because I had an accident last night

by Lipstick lez January 23, 2018

Accidance

Dancing when one should generally not be dancing. Usually followed by regret, embarrassment, hangover.

"How was the wedding last night? Any accidance?"

"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."

"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."

by Dooodshhhh November 11, 2011

I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap

John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁

by Hoggg December 27, 2023

sauce accident

A minor mishap, without serious consequences.

Erin: "I slipped on the ice back there"
Emily: "OMG! Are you OK?"
Erin: "Yeah I fell in the soft snow. Just a sauce accident. Only my ego was bruised"

by Renegade geek August 26, 2023

Dramatic Accident

When the timing of accident is such that it happens at the same time as something dramatic

Morgan had such a dramatic accident when a bee stung her just as holy water touched her skin. She screamed so loudly!!

by Sarcia26 January 29, 2020