Yes

According to humans, yes means no. Also according to humans, humans are indecisive as fuck and can't choose between yes and no. So if you say the word yes to a question which was a yes or no question, there is a high chance your answer doesn't matter at all.

''Would you like bread?'' ''Yes, please.'' ''Well ok, if you didn't want bread you could have just told me honestly.''

by Ohiokindanicetho November 26, 2022

Yes

Yes is yes.

Me: What's 2+5?
your mom: Yes
Me: Ok thanks!

by JustJason ;) November 7, 2021

Yes

Yes

Yes

by anonymous February 7, 2022

ye

The gangsta style of saying yes or yeah.

Did you get crunk in the club?
YE!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kobe Bryant February 24, 2005

yes

the word that makes sex NOT rape!!

yes, i would like to have sex with you.

by Hoe, Bitch, Skank May 13, 2005

Yes

A code, cover word for being / getting stoned

George are you too yes to roll me another j?

by Miekk May 2, 2006

yes

affirmative expression

yaya, yeah, ya, yee, yep, yup, mhmm, word, true-true, yea

Yes, Mr. Officer, I did slap that bitch-ass, she was actin' a foo'.

by yermombiatch February 13, 2005