Valorant E-Daters

Lets say u own a dog. the dog has an intellectual mind. he saw u play valorant with an underage woman. he beat the shit out of you because ur a FUCKING degenerate 50 YEAR OLD WHO Straight UP USES VOICEMOD TO PRETEND INTO BEING A DEEPVOICE FUCKFACE TO JUST BE A WASTE OF SPACE. man just get a fucking job

Valorant E-Daters are fucking degenerates

Valorant E-Daters Are Wanna Be DeepVoice FuckFace idiots

by 4jh January 22, 2025

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Valorant Premium

Term used to define a Valorant player who is currently in an active relationship.

Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got Valorant Premium!
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game

by bobabond June 25, 2023

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Valorant

A 5v5 game with characters called Agents that have unique abilities.
They also sell weapon/knife skins where the average knife costs 50€ and they would like to make 5 variants that would cost another 10€ each.

"Hey bro, wanna play Valorant?"
"Valorant is greedy"

by sexo fender June 14, 2024

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Valor, vaLor, valoR

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

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Valorant

Valorant, most likely one of the worst games in existence. CS GO and Overwatch had a accident child back in 2020.

Its the type of game to make a person be trapped there for eternity, and a game where you possibly hate and love.

Valorant is said to be a team game, but in reality it's a single player team where you have npcs as teammates.

Wow Valorant is the worst game in the world, my team mates don't know how to play Valorant

by vestiary May 9, 2025

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