Toobin

Masturbating on a workplace Zoom call whilst thinking the camera is off.

I might be in trouble. I was toobin on this morning's WIP call and I think Gary and Jessica saw me. Better make sure the camera's off when HR gets in touch; don't want to go two-for-toobin.

by Tommy G (Syd) October 19, 2020

Toobin

the act of pleasuring oneself whilst on Zoom

I got caught Toobin during a conference call today.

by M1zuno1972! October 19, 2020

Toobin'

To masturbate at work. More specifically, to masturbate during a work meeting, conference call, Zoom meeting, or similar, a la Jeffrey Toobin.

Today's Zoom meeting was endlessly boring and unnecessary, so I decided to kill some time by Toobin' for a bit.

by kb1035 October 19, 2020

Toobin

Pulling your pecker out in a business meeting.

I thought I turned off my camera when I decided it was a good time to Toobin

by GeneralPepe October 19, 2020

Toobin

Getting caught playing with yourself on a Zoom call.

Dude, did you hear Jeff got caught Toobin on Zoom last night?

by badlandskid October 19, 2020

Toobin

The unbridled action of masturbating during a zoom meeting, often done with co workers.

The meeting was taking way too long, so I started toobin.

by tfc1059 October 19, 2020

toobin'

masturbating while on a Zoom call, especially if it’s with coworkers and you get caught because you thought your camera was off

Did you hear Jeff got fired for toobin' during a staff meeting? For fuck’s sake, he couldn’t do that on his own time?

by Thom Quorke October 19, 2020