Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up

I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.

by Jekevd April 21, 2025

Telephone

A system for transmitting voices over a distance using wire or radio, by converting acoustic vibrations to electrical signals.

"I bet you can't eat this ice cream because you are lack toes and taller ant," Jordan said over the telephone.

by Telephone maker November 29, 2023

talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell

"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"

by IMakePhoneCalls July 11, 2022