Stocking stuffer

Jizz disposal method

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."

by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022

Stuffer

A female, usually a hooker or stripper, who takes flights across the country with various items stuffed inside of her. For example illicit pills. She is usually being sent on missions by a male who has a gang of stuffers. Often these men serve as pimps as well. You kill 2 birds with one stone

Dude in Cleveland said he needs 1000 percs. I told him I’d send my stuffer tomorrow.

by Hoestuffer December 3, 2021

cubbard stuffer

A person or persons who shove numerous household items up their ass just to see how much it can fit.

"Dude I think my house was robbed" "nah man I got everything right here tucked away" "omg frank you goddamn cubbard stuffer."

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

cuck stuffer

"pro noun" (compound)

Similar to cluck fuffing except using proud tears of laughter and joy for masterbation lubrication while a different man fucks your woman friend or wife. Done standing or sitting comfortably in plane sight usually in a corner.

My former friend totally humiliated his girlfriend cuck stuffing in the kitchen.

I laughed so hard cuck stuffing last night.

Cuck stuffer; a positive cuckolding

by Goatmangold September 1, 2022

Crumpet stuffer

A derogatory term used to describe the British and their obsession with tea and crumpets.

American: "Here comes the Crumpet stuffer!"

by He8i3 May 4, 2022

Stephanie stuffer

The act of stuffing a entire hibachi wand up your pussy

That girl loves to get Stephanie stuffer when she leaves the bar

by Stephanie supreme November 18, 2022

Couch stuffer

A big muscular man(usually a black man) who fucks you so hard on the couch that your body is literally being stuffed into the folds and crevices of that couch.

That bouncer from the other night sure was a couch stuffer.

by Jane.Doe.Hoe September 28, 2022