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Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel
Example “does anyone know where the shitter is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the shitter is and purposely not tell you! And then wait to see if you wrong yourself! Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .
by Satchelist January 7, 2022
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Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel
Example “does anyone know where the loo is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the loo is and purposely not tell you! And then enjoy watching the panic as you try to find one before it’s too late!

Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say” does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? “ The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie, and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .
by Satchelist January 7, 2022
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Batter Satchel

Slang for a promiscuous woman's vagina who doesn't shower often...... Saving all that batter for later.... AKA- cum dumpster
That slutty chicks batter Satchel needs a good scrubbing..... And maybe some antibiotics!!!
by Jo Duckhunt May 26, 2022
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Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends
Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends
by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022
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teste-satchels

a slang word created by brit spaniard to describe balls of the male species.
when i was growing up i thought boys had two seperate teste-sachels!
by Marcie December 1, 2004
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spam satchel

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel
by trisbonky February 20, 2021
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spam satchel

She wasn't shy in showing me her spam satchel
by trisbonky February 27, 2021
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