sloppy aardvark

During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.

She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.

by MoparPogue September 8, 2013

Sloppy Toe

The wet version of a Camel Toe. Sloppy Toe's are most appealing when worn with light pink or yellow cotton panties. Varying levels of dampness can be achieved through intensive aerobics, vigourous dance and/or vaginal discharge.

Every Sloppy Toe has it's own unique aroma but generally, it is a musky floral odour which, like a fine wine, gets better with age.

After the 20 mile marathon, I was making out with Rosie behind the 7-11. She was burning up and started to peel off her spandex (slowly) to air out her Camel Toe. Musch to our surprise, she was actually sporting a Sloppy Toe. Her panties were soaked with sweat, causing them to take on a transparent appearance. It looked nice but I didn't achieve an erection until the wind changed direction and I caught a whiff of her mildew.

by Ja B. September 2, 2008

Sloppy slurper

The intense process of performing fellatio.

Barry demonstrated that he is quite the sloppy slurper when giving that deep throat.

by Dictionarypages May 17, 2015

The Sloppy Kylie

When you are making out with someone and they suck on one of your lips making them purple, almost like a lip hickey. This action resembles the Kylie Lip Challenge making your lips larger and darker in color. An unpleasant experience.

"How was the hookup last night"
"It was okay he gave me The Sloppy Kylie and now my lips hurt!"

by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020

a sloppy dallas

when a girl gives oral to a male with a mouth full of dip

credit for this goes to the goonz from youtube in particular:
Mcnasty, Blarge, Soup and TheDoo

Bro, I just got a sloppy Dallas from that girl I picked up at the bar last night.

by Foxfire_Alastor October 15, 2020

Sloppy notebook

When you find your girlfriend’s diary, blow your load on a page, and then proceed to hit her in the face with it when she asks you what you’re doing with her diary

Friend1: how was last night?
Friend 2: I got bored and found my girls diary. Read a few pages, and then she walked in....I gave her a sloppy notebook.

by Jimjim26 March 9, 2018

sloppy boppy

When a female give a male a head job

"Bro she gave me sloppy boppy at the party last night"

by Jimbop402297 June 3, 2016