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Ripe

Adj. I) (In context of fruits, vegetables, and other things similar) ready to eat, mature
Adj. II) (In context of people) Freshly on or above the legal consent age (usually 18)
Adj. III) (In context of a general aging, said negatively) old, overripe, and usually smelling of rotting things (ie. Overripe/rotting meat, produce or other food items; rotting corpse of dead animal)
(I) This banana is ripe, eat it before it goes bad
(II) It may sound creepy but I check out the ripe women around the high school*
(III) Damn this shit ripe bruh, been sitting here for a while now
*I do not condone any sexual misconduct, please DO NOT do this, or if you are, don't blame me
by ThatOneHumann April 10, 2022
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Ripe

Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"

Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."

Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."

Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021
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Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.
Go take a shower with your ripe ass.
by VaItieI January 18, 2021
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Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.
Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
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bunny ripe

1. A rabbit-like creature that is simply just a head with long ears and barely noticeable legs.

2. A term that is exclaimed by someone when a bunny ripe dies, most specifically from getting shot or blown up.
1. Wise Dude with Massive Chrome Dome Head: "Should you ever find yourself in a meadow filled with hopping bunny ripes, pick one up for yourself."

2. Bunny ripe: *gets blown up by a missile*
Iamaloiiii: "Bunny ripe! :D"
by The_One_The_Fuzziest_46 December 8, 2025
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Brain Ripe

(Noun) brain rot's non-evil twin.
By using brain ripe, the man increased his IQ by 200.
by Lerm0930 June 15, 2024
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Ripe

“That’s ripe”

meaning you actually had the nerve to say that! Really?
That’s Ripe!
by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025
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