Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"
Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."
Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."
Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."
Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."
Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
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Go take a shower with your ripe ass.
by VaItieI January 18, 2021
Get the Ripe mug.Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.
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Get the ripe mug.1. A rabbit-like creature that is simply just a head with long ears and barely noticeable legs.
2. A term that is exclaimed by someone when a bunny ripe dies, most specifically from getting shot or blown up.
2. A term that is exclaimed by someone when a bunny ripe dies, most specifically from getting shot or blown up.
1. Wise Dude with Massive Chrome Dome Head: "Should you ever find yourself in a meadow filled with hopping bunny ripes, pick one up for yourself."
2. Bunny ripe: *gets blown up by a missile*
Iamaloiiii: "Bunny ripe! :D"
2. Bunny ripe: *gets blown up by a missile*
Iamaloiiii: "Bunny ripe! :D"
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