Reuben

The best person to ever exist he loves cats and will listen too you anytime he is loyal and is the kindest person ever with the best sense of humour

Person 1: Hey look it’s Reuben!

Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool

Person 3: I don’t like Reuben

*person 1 and 2 kill 3*

by Dfbffkdkdkdkd April 3, 2022

Reuben Hawes

reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!

reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"

by urchin stomper March 2, 2022

Reuben

Sponge Bob

Omg it’s “Reuben”!!!!

by Whalgan April 26, 2021

Reuben

Reuben has such a big dick that Lana Rhodes can’t even eat it. He’s the nicest hottest person you’ll ever meet and he’s great at sex. He’s athletic sexy and a great person. Girls go crazy for him.

Reuben is so fucking smeggsy

by cockeater42069 May 7, 2021

Reuben

Cool guy

Reuben is such a Reuben

by toebyc September 28, 2025

Reuben Stepanovski

Reuben Stepanovski is a dude who really loves the gym and is hashtag team Edward.
He does not associate himself with the sandwich but he eats alot of them

He plays hella minecraft and will fish for u if ur iPad gets too sweaty
He likes to go to the airport and watch planes
And he yearns for a phone
He does not associate himself with the pig from minecraft story mode

Person 1: hey Reuben Stepanovski do u want a Reuben sandwich?!
Reuben: no bro wat is wrong with u

by tazzyy October 5, 2025

Reuben

To Reuben someone is to annoy them by telling lies about them.

My friend keeps trying to Reuben me.

by HiyoTheNL November 10, 2025