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California Winter Railroad

The sexual act of cooking mini corns dogs in a hot toasty oven at 400 degrees F for 20 minutes and then proceeding to insert a minimum of 6 mini corn dogs into a XL condom. After this, proceed to freeze for 24 hours in the tied off condom and then insert that California Winter Railroad into any orifice of the body you desire.
Your fetish with mini corn dogs has taken you down an interesting path on the California winter railroad.
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”
by Gannimal October 28, 2021
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southern-railroad

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.

"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."
I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.
by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013
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Underground Railroad

The act of two males having intercourse with a single female a.k.a. "running a train" while under the bedsheets. An underground railroad is exclusively when this act is done by African Americans.
"Yo, I heard you and your bro ran an Underground Railroad on Shanockquolisha last night!!"

"Hell yeah! That sh*t was insane!!"
by TheOneAndOnlyHalfnHalf October 2, 2011
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Railroad Man

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”

-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023
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Go back to the railroads

What Russians say when a white person tweaking. Used to be used when white slaves working on the railroads stopped working in Russia.
White: “nah your ugly
Russian: “Go back to the railroads.”
by Swiftread December 24, 2022
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Long Island railroad

Arguably the best commuter rail service in the United States.
by I KAN SPEEL August 26, 2023
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Railroading

A railroading is when you seek up on someone in the middle of the night and scare the crap out of them.

To have this happen to you is to be railroaded.
Hey man, are you okay? You look pale.

Yea man a guy just walked up on me and railroaded me. Scared the crap out of me that railroading did.
by SwampFox56 November 19, 2022
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