There's Poo-Poo In the Head

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.

♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫

by Telephony September 12, 2016

Poo

Really nice smelling hand cream produced from a factory called: The Digestive System . You produce it once every two days too.

"I just pooped!" Tom exclaimed.

by wagonkoh July 22, 2017

Poo

What come out of your butt

Ah I just pooed

by Gshot November 27, 2019

poo

a log that comes out of your bum

i need to poo

by pooinmyfuckface December 3, 2019

Poo

Basically:
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under 13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under 18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over 18, you say shit

Son: Mum I just did a poo!

later
Son: Mum there's a crap in the loo

later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet

later
Son: MUM! Why the hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the thing!

by Uncle Pohler April 6, 2017

Poo

Stuff thats brown or yellow that comes out your ass

i had a poo yesterday

by Dickweeb February 8, 2017

Poo

That gross brown stuff

I found your poo, hands over poo.

by Also rock dick luck ltd February 3, 2020