tits on a platter

Also know as tits on a board or TOP. It is a situation where a woman wears a corset or bodice that results in her boobs being practically up to her neck. This is most commonly seen in the Ren Fair, Medival Reenactment, and Anime/Comic conventions. It can also be seen on Halloween and amongst the Goth subculture.
The women that usually have this happen are very busty.

Woman 1: I suffer for TOP
Woman 2: What is that?

Woman 1: Tits on a platter. I wear a corset and it looks like I have a plate sitting under my boobs.

by SquirrelQueen May 26, 2016

Platters

When life serves up a selection of things that you can take or leave but offers something for everyone...

Eg. There was so much going on. Yeah the event was total platters

by Bodybeamdreams November 9, 2021

Greek platter

When one performs fellatio “from the back”

She didn’t just give him the royal treatment; she gave him the Greek Platter.

by Dommeandlaytrix September 6, 2021

Cheese Platter

A situation on a man’s underwear where quantities of dried semen are on them.

“Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”

“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”

by Cheezers July 18, 2021

e-platter

Any person required to invest inordinate amounts of time in serial, or multiple, e-platform dating sites, none of which honor filters, or offer absolute ID authentification and profile verification, sufficient for vetting for safety, professional and education fit, to narrow or optimize search time required for discovering potentially legitmate, suitable companions.

I don't want to invest the balance of my spare time in an e-platter search mode, seeing every mug shot in the world.

E-platting takes all the fun out of dating, since it's like being the security cam person who's trying to scan every face passing in Times Square 24/7/365 looking for the one!

by Rebop June 11, 2018

Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.

It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.

by HxC RiFF November 12, 2023

Plattering

To get someone fucked up, eat off of their body sexually, and then fuck the shit out of them.

The party was crazy, mainly because of me plattering Jessica.

by I’d dying December 14, 2023