Vacation Promise

A Vacation Promise is a promise kept by three or more people going on a vacation together that there will be no sexual activities going on during the vacation.

“Don’t forget when we leave you two have to keep the Vacation Promise.”

by Insanitysfeelings98 August 21, 2018

Cross-promised

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.

'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'

by Blonest May 4, 2019

dark promise

A promise that does not contain any good but dismay and dispirit ones enthusiasm and hope

The old man lamented weired words that sounded like a dark promise to the violent man

by peterz N May 31, 2019

texas promise

If a friend promise a Texas promise they lose their nutsack

Adam Texas promised that he would win the game but he lost, so johnny cut off his nutsack

by Bsmdns February 22, 2018

quesadilla promise

A promise to make quesadillas for someone

A man who breaks a quesadilla promise is not a man but a worm

by Queso Dilla March 15, 2021

Pucker Promise

When you make promise by inserting any body part into the other party's anus. They then pucker their asshole on said body part to seal the promise.

"Mason promise you wont roofie me tonight"
"I Pucker Promise I won't!"
"Ok!"
*sticks pinky in asshole*
*puckers asshole around pinky*
"There we go!"

by mrpploper August 9, 2023

Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.

Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!

by Raymurda April 24, 2020