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Where niggas go to cure their depression
Jason: MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH MEEEE

Jonathon: Bro’s over hoes

Jonathon: just use the hub

Jason: what’s the hub??

Jonathon: you don’t know pornhub

Jason: no

Jonathon: it’s where there is videos of sex

Jason: I don’t wanna watch people have it I wanna have it

Jonathon: you can use it to jack off

Jason: BETTTTT
by Baby Germany May 4, 2020
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YouTube but you can post whatever you want as long as it is legal.
Yesterday I used PornHub instead of YouTube and I had a much better time. I didn’t even look at any porn!
by QwertyOne-Thirty September 19, 2020
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Good lord; Lets finalize this shit
1, Best definition. A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does
*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."

Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"

2. A childrens gaming site

3. The reason for the clear history button and ctrl shift backspace on chrome.

4. Karen filter

5. What your school blocked.

6. a visual of urban dicktonary (yes, dicktonary)

7. Banned yt videos.

use a proxy lol beachball.live
PornHub

Here: Take some yummy cheezy piza

-Nate
by NateYT September 23, 2020
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a very fun site to watch with ur parents if ur horny
hey wanna watch pornhub im down
by memegod ۝ ۞ September 23, 2020
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Person A: Hey, i'm finna go nut, ill be right back
Person B: What you nuttin' to?
Person A; Pornhub my boi.
by Retard in your closet October 18, 2019
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pornhub jingle

A sound which brings great joy to horny teens and shitty father's alike
I smiled when I heard the pornhub jingle on my adult film
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pornhub sucks

Hater of Pornhub:Pornhub suck.
Fan of Pornhub: Your Just A Hater of Pornhub.
Hater of Pornhub: Well pornhub sucks and it means A Hater of Pornhub.
Fan of Pornhub: WHAT DID YOU SAY.
Hater of Pornhub: Yeah I said it.
by Llllllll99999 November 20, 2021
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