effluent pond

see: dam

"damn son, that's a dam nice effluent pond

by ahmed6969 October 16, 2020

Pond Protector

A Pond Protector is someone who obsessively protects a private or neighborhood pond. You will most likely see them spying on unrecongnised fishers or running a cars plates.

Person 1: That guy just kicked out another person from the pond!
Person 2: I know, hes such a pond protector.

by nolany April 12, 2023

Log Pond

When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.

-BlackKnight-

Aw damn, I have to clean the latrines?? They left a fucking log pond in there Sergeant!

by BlackKnight0814 January 8, 2022

ink pond

Place where tattooed people party together....festivals, biker bars, concerts, etc

That club is an "ink pond" after 10pm

by Scarred & Tatted April 2, 2022

Lily Pond

A body of water filled specifically with waterlilies. Legend says the Lily Pond in Monet’s famous “Water Lilies” is actually the home of a troll. Trolls can often be found under and around pond bridges and the lilies make them happy.

“The troll sat on the bridge, overlooking the Lily Pond.”

by Mattiethetroll April 11, 2022

Pond scum

A worthless, non respectable human being. One might say “a shitty” person. Can be described as an ignorant person from California, Calabases to be more specific.

“That kid from California, jack? He is pond scum!”

by Fieldsgoodchicken November 10, 2020

foggy pond

When a man masterbates and cums on his belly button making a foggy pond

I nutted and looked down realizing i have given myself a "foggy pond"

by Autumnsarse December 10, 2020