soft chud

A person with continual erectile dysfunction

Lexi was really disappointed when she realized her boyfriend was a soft chud.

by Buo March 1, 2017

Grip soft

Looking to buy cocaine off a drug dealer.

Last night me and Mayor Rob Ford were trying to grip soft.

Let's go grip soft off that Mexican in Harlem.

by FernandoA November 10, 2013

Soft and Neat

Soft and Neat is a quote from the DanAndPhilCrafts video Potato Prints. It is used to describe how you stamp a potato print on an 8x4 sheet of paper, and it is also used to bring up Satan.

Now, don't forget Johnny, soft and neat, soft and neat, soft and neat

by ManlyOlPhan April 2, 2017

soft girl

You will usually find a soft girl at an aesthetic location. Her style is mostly: barrettes, chunky pink earrings, blush on the nose, pinky white makeup with long false eyelashes, and glossy lips. She wears a lot of converse high tops. She also wears cutesy clothes from urban outfitters or brandy Melville.

Look at her she’s such a soft girl

by Danny devitø skinny legend August 27, 2019

Soft Day

A day with no edges.

Any day that has an airport, from which you text-message a person you once loved, and they write back, after 40 minutes: "Wow. Safe travels." And, feeling stupid, you stare out at the Manhattan skyline, observing how the Empire State Building is both absorbed into the silver gelatin sky and periodically released by it, when the gold light floods the sky just after dawn. Clouds. Newark. The feeling that you are about to get on a plane and travel in the opposite direction to what the heart wants. That kind of bittersweet melancholy and imperfect nutrition -- you've just ordered a fruit salad that seems to be fermenting in it's plastic tub -- constitutes the soft day with no misgivings, but a profound inability to think things through.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 17, 2008

Soft Girl

Soft girl is a girl (of any race or sexuality) who cries easily like at everything(like movies,books,pictures,etc.) ,Has lots of stuff animals, and wear soft colors a lot ( yellow,pink,blue,etc.) brings teddy bears and stuff like that to school. Is super adorable.

Omg she’s a soft girl
Yeah she literally cried while watching the lion cute

by E-soft April 13, 2019

Soft dogging

Banging a chick without a boner.

I was soft dogging your mom in the ass earlier.

by Analsofty July 12, 2014