mooted

when someone sends you merch links that are SO good, but you don't have the funds to buy it, or you already have too much stuff.

matt sent me a link to some awesome splatoon merch and now i really want to buy it. i totally got mooted!

by mootedmoot March 17, 2023

Moot my Court

Desire for someone to commit sexual acts on your person, or your “chambers”

“Did you see Stephanie today?”

“Stephanie with the ass?”

“Yes, she could moot my court”

by Pinchdoof March 18, 2023

Moot

A person on the gaming platform Roblox who can't make wise choices or is can't comprehend how money works.

"That guy is such a Moot for trying to sell his Roblox account on eBay for 10k instead of DevExing 25.5k."

by Mr. SmartMan. April 4, 2023

Moot

A man in his early 30s by the name of Umar Ijaz

Umar is a moot

by Hackney certified October 12, 2023

hairy moot

When a woman has an overly hairy pubic area that is easily noticeable.

"That bikini doesn't work for her, you can see she has a hairy moot"

by MassMan1604 November 16, 2023

art moots

Art Moots or Art Mutuals are friends who do collaborations, ship their oc’s (original characters), and support each other.

“We should be Art Moots!!”

by Ara Haan January 16, 2024

Moots

A group of self centred cunts that talk shit about eachother 24/7 and have no real friends.

The main Moots: we are so cool and fun and we are better than everyone else.

Everyone else: we hate the main moots they are the ugliest hoes I have ever seen in my life i would literally pay to get rid of them

by daddypig12839203 December 21, 2022