Mom

The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back

Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)

by maksym1000 July 4, 2019

Mom

A mother, aka mom

Mom

Shut up

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

Mom

Awesome lady that gave you life

Love you mom

by Cookie doh August 10, 2019

Mom

What you call you teacher not on purpose

You: mom
Teacher:? Its ok
You: runs away in Embarrassment

by XxSaZe_SunxX April 22, 2020

mom

bleached mommy buckets of kfc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stump water salad

mom please stop trying to have sexual intercourse with me

by е May 4, 2020

mom

a sexy bitch

i fuck your mom

by oghaboogha694206969 June 25, 2020

mom

the best woman in the world that could live so respect and love her till the day u die and love her even when u are dead

i love u mom

by * Trinity * June 30, 2020