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MJ

A desperate and sleezy car salesman that only found success in a booming market that somehow still uses a pager in 2024.
Man I went to buy a car today and ran into an absolute MJ. Guy smelled like whiskey and sadness.
by charles3748 January 5, 2024
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If you know Mj don't get on his bad side cs he will snap tf off he can be nice and played back but once you push his limit it's like he's a demon. So don't get on the bad side of Mj and he don't play bout his family
Oh there go Mj he cool but don't get on his bad side
by Yvvng_.mj November 22, 2021
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He’s the real definition of “that guy”, He makes everyone day and you’ll have to hide your girl, cause he takes those too. He is usually BLACK and Half Hood & Half Good but a perfect guy to introduce to your parents. He is friendly and gets along with everyone he meets. But you can never get on his bad side cause that’s when there’s a different person.
That boy on instagram @platboiii is a perfect example of an “Mj”.
by Mystery? November 21, 2021
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f;lkojsah;liuI mnjlikgvx mg mj is looking kinda sussy ngl
by Bad Dictionary guy August 4, 2021
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The biggest armin simp i’ve ever met. Would totally give him head 25/8, also the biggest annie hater i’ve known in my whole life. Gets jealous over fictional characters as well.
*Someone talking to Armin Arlert*

Person 1: I swear to god if that person doesn’t stop talking to him i will murder them.

Person 2: dude your such a MJ kinnie.
by Kei.suckingdeeznuts August 8, 2021
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I just got paid I feel like mj stickem
by mjstickem August 18, 2022
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