Marcus

An extremely handsome guy with a large penis, but he only has one ball.

Christina: "OMG that guy has the biggest penis I've ever seen! But he only has one ball..."

Aidan: "Oh, he's such a Marcus."

Lisa: "My boyfriend is SUCH a Marcus"

by teeheeimfunny August 27, 2011

Marcus

A fucking idiot that everyone hates. Is in LOVE with call of duty. Has short hair that makes him look like he has cancer.

Uh, that guy is a fucking Marcus!

by Thekingoffools October 24, 2017

Marcus

UGLY BECAUSE HE A MONEY POO POO AND BUTT HE IS A DUMB PERSONS.

"Is that marcus?"
"RUN"

by Heymanthisisthetruth January 20, 2018

Marcus

They smell of bad things but can be quite funny sometimes. I lied they are really annoying with there high pitch voices. No one likes them apart from their mums who even they want to kill them. They are also usually homosexual

That guys a real marcus
or
Wow im feeling reall marcusy right now

by S to the M Mcleod April 1, 2013

Marcus

To get to the week before the last class, and then get forced into the online course.

"Olga Posse just forced that guy to pull a Marcus on the last day of classes, sucks to be him."

by Olga Posse' March 15, 2010

Marcus

A total fuckboy who gets girls to send him nudes over snapchat, and then he saves them and shows everyone to ruins a girls life.

Don't send nudes to Marcus! He's a total fuckboy!

by sexybuttercup April 30, 2015

Marcus

Marcus is a stupid bitch that's trash at all shooter games and sucks 73 giant cocks at any sport he plays. In general, Marcus is just one dumb fucktard

You're such a fucking Marcus

by Marcus is my bitch October 3, 2018