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Meatloaffing

1. Verb: When someone posts status updates on social media sites that are unfinished or incomplete. Just like meatloafs songs "I would do anything for love but won't do that" and "two out three ain't bad".
Sara: "Omg something incredible bad happened to day and have no idea how to deal with it".

Tess: "what happened so bad that requires a public forum even though deep personal problems should probably be keep between only your closest friends."

Sara:....

Tess: thinks "God damn, people and their meatloaffing."
by Dave MacDavidson. September 2, 2013
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meatloaf logic

1) Coversation filler: sentence enhancers used enrich a boring, agonizing conversation.

2) Story fillers: The extra crappy filler episodes in your regularly scheduled programing to fill the gap an give the producer and team time to make more awesomeness.

3) Coincidental occurances created to link two or more completely contradicting together.
1) Mike's grocery store trip sounded more interesting with meatloaf logic.

2) Jen scoffed at the 5 episodes of meatloaf logic wasted on explaining Hero's after learning off the changing
alliances...again.

3) No amount of meatloaf logic can account for the number of 1-year old Christmases that Maggie Simpson has sufferef through.
by p jones October 22, 2013
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Meatloaf

A black girl/woman who is on her period.
That meatloaf last night was pretty amazing.
by ChristopherTheBoss December 7, 2011
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Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019
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meatloaf beg

Man that chris is a real meatloaf beg.
by McKenna adams September 27, 2018
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meatloaf beg

A slightly annoying deucer named Chris.
That chris kid is a real meatloaf beg.
by McKenna adams September 27, 2018
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meatloaf sunrise

You awake your significant other when she is on her period and promptly blow a raspberry on her vagina and then eat her ass out with the spaghetti sauce on your face.
I woke up in my dorm and gave my girlfriend a meatloaf sunrise. She loved it, but now she has to change the sheets.
by myfullGodgivenname March 19, 2023
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