Oompa Loompas are very strange looking people, usually very small of stature, that are pressed in to service and relied upon by Beta Bro and other Metro Sexual men for doing normal projects around the house that real, masculine men normally do.
In particular, the Beta Bro takes great pride and gets very serious while watching the Oompa Loompas drive around in their hilarious little tractors while the Beta Bro directs them and barks nonsensical orders while drinking whiskey sours and other girly drinks made from automatic drink pouring machines, which in turn are usually made in little Oompa Loompas factories.
In particular, the Beta Bro takes great pride and gets very serious while watching the Oompa Loompas drive around in their hilarious little tractors while the Beta Bro directs them and barks nonsensical orders while drinking whiskey sours and other girly drinks made from automatic drink pouring machines, which in turn are usually made in little Oompa Loompas factories.
You are not going to believe this John. Our brother had a small tree fall down in the yard, and instead of getting a chain saw and spending 20 seconds taking care of it he brought in the Oompa Loompas again and insisted they bring their little tractor!
by Westside3Sixty July 16, 2022
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