let me tell ya

sarcasm in four words

"she is so pretty"
"let me tell ya"

"you like the nerd in math class?"
"let me tell ya"

by marialainaxix November 13, 2014

let me help you out

A condescending phrase used to preface the dissemination of an important (often revolutionary) piece of information from a self-identified superior being to a subjectively-determined inferior being. Usually used during paste up, sometimes as an insult, though most often as part of the Denebola vernacular.

Let me help you out: this thing isn't a work of art.

by mr_frookie March 6, 2011

thank you let me know

A sign of politeness

thank you let me know the darts buses has left the fleet number

by Leokalan December 23, 2022

let me try on your shoes

This is what a person would say on the street if you're being mugged

Oi blud, let me try on your shoes they're nice

by chicken connoisseur2 February 13, 2017

but first let me take a selfie

Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.

Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?

Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?

Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.

by Couldn't find a valid username June 13, 2014

let me tell you about homestuck

"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.

Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

by Homestuckislife.org October 25, 2017

let me look up the definition of collect

A sentence uttered by an individual who knows he/she is full of shit and is getting called out for it, so he/she panics and resorts to petty, manipulative methods to evade the original question.
Used in a Blaire White vs. Onision live debate on YouTube by Onision.

"Did you or did you not collect photos of underage girls to put in your videos to rate or to call fat or skinny or any of that shit?"
"Let me look up the definition of collect."

by Zomboya July 19, 2017