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Jenna

When the Great Spirit and his heavenly hosts created the physical universe; Michael, the war-like leader of the Angels, saw the beauty of all the females that were created for this world. This filled Michael's heart with great sorrow because the Angels had no such companions. When Michael's tears landed on the ground surrounding Ein Soph, they became the 54 female Angels of the Great Spirit. The 15th female Angel was Jennael (Jenna-el), the Angel of Hope. Most people just simply call her: Jenna. Jenna didn't want a male consort in the Heavens because she had a strong desire to bring hope to all people living in this world. So Jenna descended into the world taking on the form of an innocent-looking gray pony in Dublin, Ireland. Things went well for awhile, then some minions of the Fallen One found Jenna and beat her to death. The tears of the caretakers watching over Jenna during her last moments became a loud cry that awakened Apollyon the Destroyer from his deep worldly slumber, and now the seed of his wrath begins to grow....
Emrys: How did you acquire of such a story?!

Apollyon: You're looking at the source.

Emrys: Who are you?!

Apollyon: I'm the one that tasted the death of Jenna (all hope) within those tears....
by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020
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Jenna: Slang term referenced for a lesbian stripper with a bad perm. She's a Cali native, very sexy, athletic bomb shell, generously well over six feet tall, drop dead gorgeous, has brown hair/brown eyes, smart and fun to be around. Her style is very forgiving, wears clothes so skimpy, you could always see her nipples! Jennas are tireless workers, does alot of charity work relating to GLBT lifestyle. But get to know her, she'll be the greatest love of your life, will never let you down. Always, a lesbian, though she may switch teams. They are the perfect 10, extremely rare being that there's only one of her in the ENTIRE WORLD and she's a keeper!
Girl 1: quick, some hot guy is about to jack Jenna's water bottle!!!

Girl 2: Get her on speed dial right now!!!

>SPEED DIALS JENNA<
by IWantJenna January 10, 2014
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Is very cool. Very sarcastic. Never smiles but is nice; sometimes. Has a headache all the time. Hates cringey white boys.
1. Oh damn Look it's Jenna!!

2. Shit Jenna just snatched my wig!1!
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She's a brat no one likes. She's fake and I would stay away from her. She's a snake! She's really ugly and dumb. She tho is she better than everyone but she's just a spoiled brat.
Girl: Jenna is mean

Another girl: I know I want to slap her!
by Kajintu November 26, 2018
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she is a white girl that looks like a sack of genetiles
she likes balls and likes playing with them.
damn i got kicked in my jenna henry

my jenna henry is really hurting
by george jerrald March 17, 2019
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A "Jenna" is when you ask a woman to do something and they give a vague reply like "maybe" or "we'll see". Then on the day of said event she pulls an excuse and blows it off. She then repeats that pattern until the person gets sick of it and stops asking her out.
Hey, dude are you going out with Sarah on Friday? Ahh, no man she pulled a Jenna on me.

I've been chasing this girl for months and she keeps pulling a Jenna on me.

Do you think this girl actually wants to go with me or is she just pulling a Jenna?
by Scr4nt May 13, 2019
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An amazing, gorgeous, and fun friend! She can sing, but can be a little insecure. Usually has blonde hair and does softball and likes monkeys. All the boys love her because of her super, shy personality. Very shy, you really need to know her well in order for her to be your best friend. All and all a very kind and awesome girl!
Hannah: Who should we invite to our only girls party?

Melanie: How about Jenna? She’s amazing, and can sing really well.

Hannah: OMG Yes! Jenna is the best! And I agree with you! Let’s invite her!
by Billythegoat24593629 April 24, 2020
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