Homework

Work from school that dogs seem to have an apatite for.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
That one kid: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Yeah like I never heard that one before.

by SomeRandomPersonGuy October 4, 2019

Homework

v. To consume caffeine or other stimulants

n. a late night, typically with coffee involved

“Did you go to the party last night?”

“No, I was busy doing Homework”

by An Overwatch User October 9, 2019

Homework

Straight up torture.

Ugh. I have homework!

by Jaajajja May 18, 2018

Homework

Homework is the WORST fucking thing u can do in UR FREE TIME. U can watch PORN during ur free time but the government forces us do complete 4 FUCKING hours of homework every FUCKING day.

Math teacher: U HAVE FUCKING HOMEWORK TO COMPLETE FOR TOMORROW

Me: Watches porn all night and doesn’t complete homework

by UR MOM GAY LOL XD January 26, 2020

Homework

1.Death for all mankind
2.The thing that nerds love
3.The thing that everyone avoids until Sunday night

Teacher-I will assign chapters 10 to 20 for homework. It will be due for tomorrow.
99% of class-Ugh
Nerd-YES!

by VscoGirlSKSKSK123 January 27, 2020

Homework

Half Of My Energy wasted On Random Knowledge.

Timmy: i can't even solve this crap. fricking Homework
mom: how is that Homework going son?
Timmy: BULLSHIT!! It's all BULLSHIT!!

someone not in the story: and that is why Homework is BAD.

by YEE my HAW February 6, 2020

Homework

The legend says that a long long time ago, a innocent child was playing with is friens in the grassy fields. Then, a vicious snake slithered towards them. All of the child's friends ran away, shocked in fear. The child pet the snake, and the beast spoke, and gave him a marvelous idea. He could have school after school! As the child ran to the school to tell the teachers, who were acually demons in disguise aprooved of his idea. Outside, the snake, laughing, revealed himself to be Satan himself. That is the story of homework.

homie: yo wanna come over for a bit
me: sorry mate i got homework to do

by Chungus Warrior March 25, 2020