Hobbed

Extremely intoxicated. Another word for blacked out. Specifically from a Borg.

My buddy got kicked out of the bar because he was hobbed.

by bigdaddyhob November 19, 2025

HOB

it is the 3rd novel of Mo Xiang Tong Xiu, Heaven Official’s Blessing/Tian Guan Ci Fu.

‘hob is amazing, i plan on reading it again.’

by wenoftheweek July 8, 2024

Hob Web

A hob web is usually a young male that cannot cook to save himself and the hob has spider webs on it

That young boy is a absolute hob web he hasn’t cooked since he went to college

by The young fellah December 9, 2022

Dirty Hob

A "Dirty Hob" is when you put a condom and it explodes after you fart while performing any sort of sex, and the recipient dumps you.

"I tried a "Dirty Hob" last night, I farted...SHE DUMPED ME :("

by SweatyCondom December 17, 2022

kettle and hob

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch

‘Need to get me a new kettle and hob’

by ms11? July 25, 2023

Hob-Gobbled

When someone does something half way, or is lazy about it.

He should have done a better job of cleaning up the yard, looks like he just hob-gobbled it.

Well that looks hob-gobbled! She could have taken her time and did it right!

by Lunar Momma May 29, 2024

Hob

A hypebeast fob, “hype of the boat”

Look at the hob walking over there

by Frikyodrip November 27, 2021