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guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.
Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.
by uncle smegol November 20, 2020
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oh my guide

incorrect pronunciation of "oh my god" used when a particularly shocking scene unfolds
"oh my guide! oh my guide!" the girl exclaimed as the BASE jumpers leapt off the building and parachuted to the ground below.
by nowimupset January 8, 2021
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Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
by SaniElet March 26, 2021
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Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.
I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.
by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011
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Children buying guide

Sure, I'd be happy to explain how to buy chicken from a store as a teacher!

1. Determine what type of chicken you need: Before heading to the store, decide what type of chicken you want to buy. Do you need a whole chicken, chicken breasts, chicken legs, or another type of chicken product? This will help you navigate the store more efficiently.

2. Choose a reputable store: Look for a store that sells high-quality chicken products. A good quality store will have fresh chicken that is properly stored and displayed.

3. Examine the chicken: When you find the chicken you want to buy, examine it closely. Check the expiration date to ensure it is still fresh. Look for any signs of discoloration, such as brown spots or an off odor, which are indications of spoilage. Also, examine the packaging to ensure that it is properly sealed and has not been damaged.

4. Choose the right amount: Decide how much chicken you need. If you are buying a whole chicken, consider the size and weight of the bird. If you are buying individual chicken parts, think about how many people you will be serving and how much each person will eat.

5. Consider the price: Look at the price of the chicken to make sure it is within your budget. You may want to compare prices between different stores to find the best deal.
Use your children buying guide to find a suitable wifed
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
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guide

that their dog won't be able to walk in the show. They did prepare the dog for two years, so understandably they were upset. However in their eyes this was the worst thing to ever happen. How serious they took the event is what is humorous. The ridiculousness of the situation, and how important the event is to them, draws people in to watch. People want to see what's going to happen in their world, and how each situation will play out. I think the cutting back and forth from each character also lets the audience experience humor from different scenes, which makes it so the film stays interesting.

I think the interviews, along with the singing would be considered comedic motifs. The
that their dog won't be able to walk in the show. They did prepare the dog for two years, so understandably they were upset. However in their eyes this was the worst thing to ever happen. How serious they took the event is what is humorous. The ridiculousness of the situation, and how important the event is to them, draws people in to watch. People want to see what's going to happen in their world, and how each situation will play out. I think the cutting back and forth from each character also lets the audience experience humor from different scenes, which makes it so the film stays interesting.

I think the interviews, along with the singing would be considered comedic motifs. The

guide
by Abcvd January 8, 2024
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Guide Parent

Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious
Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.
by Lesspeople October 9, 2020
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