gaff

If someone’s having a gaff. They’re having a house party.

A party at someone’s house/flat/apartment

“Jay is having a gaff, you coming?”

by PolarGear May 13, 2020

Mullo Gaff

A player created railway built under another players house in Minecraft. It often leads to players rage quiting in reaction to the Mullo Gaff. It is named after Mullo, the loveable scamp.

Dean:They're biulding a Mullo gaff under your house, Cian.
Cian:*Screams, drops TNT in said Mullo gaff and rage quits*

by Mullo2kaii10 January 9, 2013

gaff

a word you can call someone when having banter. a word to describe someone who is annoying in a joke type of way.

your such a gaff

by ellierams September 15, 2011

Gaff

Another ghetto Zimbabwean slang word used by zims who don’t have anything to do with their lives. Gaff is just an embarrassing words the use for look

The Good people that sue the words Gaff use it to mean the words House/crib.

Omds did you gaff that lady’s fat arse

I’m going to my gaff tonight

by Cailyn Robinson October 11, 2023

Gaff Fever

The phenomenon when you come home from a gaff (house party) or a night out and you feel the drink starting to hit you.

Oh no that drink has proper hit me I have gaff fever.

by Polomint2001 December 24, 2022

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023

Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023